Theodore Smith

Theodore Smith was a fat, obese man made of cheese and blubber. He was the caretaker of the tigress Snowflake before his death. He appeared in the Dead Rising 2 storyline of the ECU as a minor antagonist.

Appearance
Ever seen "The Thing"?

Episode 1
Theodore's history before the apocalypse remains largely unknown. He used to work at zoos or something because, at one point, he came across Snowflake and gained her trust.

He then went to the strip club, and Frank West was unlucky enough to get a show of his big hairy cock, scaring Frank away into the Yucatan Casino. Inside, Ted caught up to him and knocked him out.

When Frank came to, he was being dragged by Ted to Snowflake, and Ted explained that Snowflake needs fresh meat, and he planned to feed Frank to Snowflake. Frank said that he could help Ted find some other food for Snowflake, and Ted considered this for a moment. Frank then called him slow.

Ted, after being called slow, freaked out and said that everyone called him slow. He then commanded Snowflake to attack Frank and did so himself as well. Frank brutally beat the shit out Ted, smashing his body in multiple places.

Ted crawls away, broken and bloody, and called out for Snowflake. He offered himself as meat for her, but Ted dies shortly afterward while Frank watched, a red glint in his eyes.

Games
- Dead Rising 2: Off The Record

Killed Victims

 * Possibly Numerous Amounts of Zambies
 * Possibly Numerous Amounts of Looterz